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“About this time, someone is telling you to get on the plane. ‘Get on the plane. Get on the plane.’ I say, ‘fuck you, I’m getting IN the plane! Let Evel Knievel get ON the plane!’” — George Carlin (via tj-rigg) -
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It’s called the American Dream because you need to be asleep to believe it.
-George Carlin
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“I don’t understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal?!” — George Carlin (via thesoapboxschtick) -
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“Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to cure hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.” — George Carlin (via xenithtresk) -
“Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you.
Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”
George Carlin.”— (via xxmisterzombie) -
the more i study
the more i know
the more i know
the more i forget
the more i forget
the less i know
so why study
(via ssecretlyaninjaa)
